Wednesday, 30 March 2011

Google Voice? Utter Bollocks.

This is what you get for beng a little too tecnologically on board:  a headache and another lesson in inefficiency.  Whilst I know that you can call internationally for like ten cents this also requires upgrading to a phone that could quietly run a factory in its spare time.  So no good if you still have a 'dumbphone'.  Here are the transcripts of voicemails recently received via this service.  Guess who...?



Hello Mom Joseph will balloons. Will you again the files. I just wanna bet of. By only. If everything is working fine. Your internet and Yeah. Alright. Thank you very much. Bye bye.


Hey sleeping safe snorts really sorry I missed you earlier. I was gonna sing to sit down for dinner. The Hagen with from the I think full of massive about. So, anyway. I just dropped the blowing up at the airport in She sing off to arrived yet. Your new york. Yeah, yeah, I was just calling to know what the Donna some action. Because, you know happen. It's way chintzy, so yet, I I'm here. Not. No one homesick please. I think that. Hope all is well. So if you have a good day and I guess the which I think we've got Phoenix.

Hello Bob, you get the Budget decision. I'll be there on your home state. The up this evening. So, hey babe alright. Bye bye. 








 

1 comment:

  1. One of those is from me and is word-for-word accurate.

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