I'm too hungover right now to actually consider eating, so instead I am watching Food P$rn courtesy of my new favourite show: Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.
Isadora has waxed lyrical over the biscuit. Now see how they are made for yourself in an homage to the Yank and the Hopa's home State, North Carolina.
Or you could contemplate the Homewrecker Hotdog.
If you can eat the Homewrecker in under 12 minutes you win a t-shirt. My stomach would never let me sell it so short. This man however, takes pride in his punishment. But look at his eyes as he speaks to the camera, he looks like he's about to weep even before he's started. He's also the most comedy dumb I have ever seen; I think I may have found the face to match my calls to AT&T...
God damn it people what's with the animal style eating? The French in me just says non.