Anyways, I hate reason right now: it's totally fucking with my American dream and I don't like it, although you can probably understand why my gentleman entourage (note to self, must use this term more often) are strongly against this idea:
It all started when the Americano played me this, the latest commercial for Dodge:
Then I made like a good Angeleno and started surfing for car p$rn. This is always a mistake because, first and foremost, it takes you away from the primary task in hand (writing
As for the things America does well beyond cars and freedom, answers on a postcard please. I am after all conducting a survey.
Oh and FYI, the Americano has suggested sausage (the foodstuff, not the innuendo).